Strategic Roasts To Match Your
Inner Machiavelli

Unleash The Intense Brew To Match Your
Inner Psychopath

Indulge Your Ego & Reveal Your
Inner Narcissist

No matter your edge, we have a profile designed to fuel your entrepreneurial spirit. The Dark Triad Collection is crafted to mirror the shadowy depths of your soul—the ones you thought you’d buried long ago. We’re here to help you uncover your shadowy past and embrace your dark future.

Find your grind. Indulge your senses.

But be warned—our calculated predictions mean your experience may shift with your device and how you wield it.

Master the art of influence with our Machiavellian blend.  This dark roast reflects a strategy featuring six meticulously selected beans, that is as resourceful as the personality it represents. This profile is crafted for a calculated and consistent cup, utilizing an evolving roster of beans to achieve the outcome. Perfect for the connoisseur who values complexity, depth, and strategy to achieve consistent perfection.

Suggested Brew Method:  Indulge in a meticulously calculated strategy from start to finish, embodied by the perfect crema of the intensly bold empresso.

Embrace the essence of our houst roast with El Empresario. Featuring a smooth medium profile with enticing notes of chocolate, toffee, and hint of floral intrigue. Crafted to embody all three of the Dark Triad personas, by balancing the boldness of psychopathy, the allure of narcissism, and the cunning of machiavellianism.  this profile IS the perfect choice for those who thrive on power and persuasion.

Suggested Brew Method:  Utilize rough edges and time in the spotlight with a calculated finish.  A cold brew to match a cold soul.

Unleash your inner chaos with our Psychopath profile. This profile boasts a medium roast blend with a high-caffeine kick, crafted from bold Tanzania and India Robusta beans. Perfect for those who crave intensity, thrive on boldness, and never back down from the edge. 

Suggested Brew Method:  A little rough around the edges with a short preparation…enter the French Press. 

Master the art of influence with our Machiavellian blend.  This dark roast reflects a strategy featuring six meticulously selected beans, that is as resourceful as the personality it represents. This profile is crafted for a calculated and consistent cup, utilizing an evolving roster of beans to achieve the outcome. Perfect for the connoisseur who values complexity, depth, and strategy to achieve consistent perfection.

Suggested Brew Method:  Indulge in a meticulously calculated strategy from start to finish, embodied by the perfect crema of the intensly bold empresso.

Master the art of influence with our Machiavellian blend.  This dark roast reflects a strategy featuring six meticulously selected beans, that is as resourceful as the personality it represents. This profile is crafted for a calculated and consistent cup, utilizing an evolving roster of beans to achieve the outcome. Perfect for the connoisseur who values complexity, depth, and strategy to achieve consistent perfection.

Suggested Brew Method:  Indulge in a meticulously calculated strategy from start to finish, embodied by the perfect crema of the intensly bold empresso.

Unleash your inner chaos with our Psychopath profile. This profile boasts a medium roast blend with a high-caffeine kick, crafted from bold Tanzania and India Robusta beans. Perfect for those who crave intensity, thrive on boldness, and never back down from the edge. 

Suggested Brew Method:  A little rough around the edges with a short preparation…enter the French Press.